July 2020: Hobby Productivity Blog #8

Lockdown ain’t what it used to be – at least where I live, anyway. There’s more opportunity to get out the house these days, it seems. That’s obviously great, but the painting output has taken a slight dip.

Perry bowmen

Nevertheless, I said last month I’d hopefully finish this small band of Perry Miniatures bowmen, and I did. They were multibased on a strip of wood from Homebase. I’ve got 3 more identical units I plan to get done, though they’re not on my immediate to-do list.

Perry bowmen

Must be hard work for the lads having to dig up and re-plant these wooden stakes each time they move in a game. But I’ve seen multibased units who have to carry trees and ponds around with them, so it could be worse.

Perry bowmen

Managed to get some new rulebooks too. Did you catch my post on games that let you use any miniatures?

New skirmish rulesets

I’ve massively enjoyed Song of Blades and Heroes so far. Such a good skirmish game. I picked up its sci-fi companion Mutants and Death Ray Guns too. Rogue Planet is also one of the most innovative rulesets I’ve ever seen. Here’s more on both.

A game of Song of Blades & Heroes

A game of SBH in full swing. Note that it uses 3 wooden rods to measure distances, rather than a tape measure. This seems simple and unimportant, but it makes such a difference to the flow of a game.

next up on the painting to-do list

On the painting table are a squad of Terminator Genisys Endoskeletons (was there ever a better film than Terminator 2?). I’m also about to tackle some Soviet Heavy Infantry from Warlord Games’ Konflikt ’47. I’ve never played K47, I just really liked the look of them. That’s the way of it, eh!

chaos marauder

Finally, here’s a Chaos Marauder I’ve named Frosty Jack, due to his white mane. I’ve still to add his shield on, but I’m pretty chuffed with him so far.

What have you been up to yourself this month? Always enjoy reading the comments, so pop your own update (or a link to it) in said comments section, and I’ll have a look!

Tabeltop Storytelling & Worldbuilding

For some miniature wargamers, it’s all about the winning. But I’ve noticed that the vast majority of hobbyists I’ve interacted with are in it for different reasons. One of those reasons – something that pops up again and again – is storytelling.

You need a sandbox or setting for your games, after all. And the difference between a tabeltop wargame and a game of Chess is that each piece on the table has the ability to represent a character.

We invest in these characters. We buy and paint them. We throw them into situations on the table and we see what happens to them. Sometimes it’s glorious victory, and sometimes it’s gruesome death. That’s all part of the fun.

Your characters will depend on your setting, of course. You might opt to play in a pre-designed sandbox like the Warhammer Old World. As a kid, this place drew me in from the day I discovered it, and it’ll always be my favourite lore within the hobby.

The Warhammer Old World

I’m not a huge fan of GW games or miniatures these days though. They are world-class at what they do, but they’re simply not for me. I’ll still play games in the Old World, and I’m naturally curious to follow what happens with this IP in the next few years. But I’ve started to collect a lot of miniatures that don’t quite fit into this setting (for example, the Oathsworn range).

In fact, I build all of my warbands and armies around miniatures I like the look of, regardless of the company or their intended game. That’s why I’ve gotten so into games that let you use any miniatures.

This has led to me creating my own settings for games and mini-campaigns. The beauty of worldbuilding is that you don’t literally need to build a world. You just need to build a place, and that place can be very small. It could simply be a village or hamlet, or a single farmhouse, or even a well.

Then, you need two opposing forces, a bit of background, and a reason for them to be clashing in this particular place and time.

That’s a lot more fun than lining up two forces on either side of a table and having at it, for no reason other than hoping you win.

Here are a couple of the sandboxes I’ve created recently.

Riversbrook

This one’s a 6mm-scale which is perfect for cinematic rank and file battles.

Riversbrook

The village of Riversbrook is situated between two main trade roads. There’s woodlands to the East, and a mysterious ancient ruin to the South.

Here’s a view from the Western bridge, looking into the village of Riversbrook. Broken Tooth Hill is a key vantage point for defending the town against invaders.

Riversbrook priory, and view to the South-West.

There are dark legends surrounding the evil-looking altar in the ruins to the South.

The Eastern bridge, crossing the river into the village.

View to the South-West from the Riversbrook Tavern.

Here’s more on my 6mm terrain endeavours, if you’re interested in finding more about the buildings, trees, etc.

Middensbury

Next up is my 28mm-scale village of Middensbury.

Villagers assemble around statue

It’s a rustic little settlement with some quirky and interesting inhabitants.

Villagers gather in square

Most of the terrain is by a company called GameMat. Here’s my review of the houses, as well as the castle.

Middensbury

This layout is on a 4×4 mat (again, by GameMat) and I play with the Kings of War ruleset.

Tabletop Worldbuilding

The village has seen better days. The castle was once home to a large and proud garrison of soldiers. Now, there are only a handful of jaded veterans remaining, and the building is partially derelict.

Worldbuilding

So that’s a whirlwind tour of a couple of settings I’ve built for my tabletop (or more accurately, bedroom floor) battles.

What about you? Which settings do you like to host your games in? Do you prefer fully-fledged pre-built worlds, or do you like to create somewhere from scratch? Be sure to let me know in the comments, below!

June 2020: Hobby Productivity Blog #7

I’m going to go against the grain of my usually self-deprecating nature and say I’ve made a qualitative leap this month.

After feeling like I’d plateaued with my painting (and not on a very high plateau, at that) I decided to try something new. I set aside some time to dive into the world of YouTube, and came away with the intention to try Zenithal priming.

I’d never heard of this method until recently. Basically, you undercoat everything black, then spray a lighter colour (white, or one of the contrast base colours) from the top down, hitting the areas the sunlight would, and leaving the shadows darker.

Midlam Miniatures - bard

I felt this seemed to give me a much better starting point with a miniature. In fact, it almost felt like cheating. I’m not saying what I’ve done here is going to impress anyone other than myself, but it’s a decent leap forward from everything I’ve done up until now.

Battlemasters Goblin

This little fellow might be familiar to kids from the HeroQuest era. He’s a goblin from the Battlemasters game, from around the same time.

Midlam Miniatures - adventurer

The other minis here are mainly from Midlam Miniatures. I’m a huge fan of the “Oldhammer” vibe of their characters. Last month I painted some of their Kev Adams goblins.

Midlam Miniatures - halfling

Going up a level with my painting has got me thinking about all the miniatures I’ve painted in the last 6 months, and how I should strip them and start again. From all the advice I’ve seen online, this is a dark and ruinous path to go down. There be dragons, as the saying goes.

Midlam Miniatures - villager with sword

The final Midlam piece I’ve painted this month. He reminds me of a pub landlord who’s having to fetch his sword and sort out yet another brawl outside his premises. I picked up the much-recommended Song of Blades & Heroes rulebook recently, and will definitely be using these guys in my first warband.

Perry Miniatures Knights

In other work, I’m a lot less impressed with these guys. To be fair, this was just a quick “get them ready for the table” job, using about 3 paints. The first is a unit of knights from Perry Miniatures. I had built and painted 6 of them last year, and this was me finally getting round to the rest. Because of this, the bases look a little different. I’m not going to lose any sleep over it, though.

Perry Miniatures archers

These Perry bowmen are going to be multibased on a strip of wood. They’ll be in a row of 6. I’m looking forward to seeing how that turns out. I should have it finished by this time next month.

Games Workshop Chaos Marauder

I mentioned last month that I’d picked up some GW minis for the first time since my return to the hobby. The Necrons I bought are an absolute disgrace to build (alright, maybe it’s just my lack of skill, but let me have my soapbox) and they’ll be getting sold, or given away very soon.

The Chaos Marauders, on the other hand, I quite enjoyed putting together. The first one was good fun to paint, too. I actually managed to do some “proper” eyes on him. These were primed with Citadel Grey Seer before my Zenithal adventure, but I’m still happy enough with my work.

6mm scale battlefield

Finally, I managed a game with my new 6mm terrain. I invited the wife up to the spare room for some “hardcore six”. I think she misunderstood me. She looked fairly glum sitting there in her fishnets, repeatedly rolling ones, and wrapping her knuckles with a tape measure.

“I told you I’d give you a right pounding”, I said.

I slept on the couch that evening.

May 2020: Hobby Productivity Blog #6

Update number 6 eh. So that’s me been doing these wee posts (amongst the other content on here) for 6 months now. How time flies, and how the world has changed in dramatic ways during that period. None of which has anything to do with me buying and putting paint on tiny little warriors.

Kev Adams Goblins

And that’s exactly what I’m here to talk about. May saw me complete a trio of Kev ‘The Goblin King’ Adams’ gobbos from Midlam Miniatures. I’ve always loved his work, ever since I was a kid in the early 90s leafing through the pages of White Dwarf.

Kev Adams Goblin
Kev Adams Goblin

I bought some modern-day Games Workshop minis just before things shut down. They arrived recently, and I got to work building them. The Chaos Marauders were a lot of fun to put together. The same can’t be said of the Necrons, if I’m being honest. Unbelievably fiddly and a gruelling task for my clunky layman’s hands.

necron
chaos marauders

My adventures in 6mm wargaming continue too. I got my delivery from Baccus, containing some lovely roads, rivers, and bridges. I’ve started painting them up and here’s a few early ‘work in progress’ pics of my battlefield.

6mm battlefield
6mm battlefield

For more on my progress at this scale, check out my posts on 6mm terrain, and making 6mm trees.

6mm battlefield

That’s what I’m chipping away on at the moment, then. Hoping to produce some final result pics by the end of June.

What about you? I always enjoy looking through other folks’ hobby progress. So if you’ve got a blog or site, be sure to pop a link to your latest update in the comments section, below!

6mm Terrain – Building a Little World

I’ve really fallen in love with 6mm wargaming since my recent return to the hobby. It’s a scale that offers so much potential for creating huge sweeping battles. The sort of which I could only dream of hosting on a 28mm level. Recently, I’ve spent a bit of time building out my 6mm terrain collection. Here’s the lowdown so far.

6mm terrain

The first thing I did was to buy a handful of buildings from Total Battle Miniatures. I’m mainly interested in playing the medieval/fantasy genre, and these are some great little sculpts. They were a lot of fun to paint, too.

6mm scale buildings from Total Battle Miniatures

When it comes to scenery, I tend to buy more stuff than I make. That said, I had a go at making my own trees to add to my 6mm terrain collection. Here are the cones I picked up during a walk in the woods.

Pine cones

Here, the woodlands start to take shape, based on blobs of Fimo Clay. Check out my full post on making the trees.

sticking trees to bases

I must’ve started to feel adventurous with the Fimo Clay, and made another 6mm terrain piece. This time I simply pushed some tiny stones into a larger blob of the stuff. I thought this would make for a useful defence on the battlefield.

6mm defence

I decided to call it Broken Tooth Mound. It just needed a coating of sand and some paint.

6mm scenery

I gradually worked through the painting of the buildings, and my 6mm terrain village started to take shape.

a 6mm hamlet

I mainly used a mixture of Citadel contrast paints and drybrushing on the buildings. My painting is still at a very low level, but I’m always trying to practice and improve.

a unit of crossbowmen patrol the perimeter

6mm Terrain: Next Steps

I’m pleased with how things are looking so far. I haven’t managed a game with it all yet, but I’m probably going to hang back a bit on that front. I’ve placed an order with Baccus for some roads, bridges, and rivers. Due to the current climate it might be a few weeks before they arrive (not that I’m lacking in anything to be getting on with). Once they’re painted up and added to my 6mm terrain collection, I’ll be raring to go!

ready for battle

Anyway, hope that was an interesting tour around my fledgling settlement. If you enjoy the posts here I’m always hugely grateful for them being shared with others you think might like them.

And next up, don’t forget to check out the post on putting my 6mm trees together!

April 2020: Hobby Productivity Blog #5

I’ve managed to get through quite a few things in April. We’re currently in lockdown, though I’m still (fortunately) able to work. This has shaved around 2 hours of commuting time off my weekdays though, and weekend recreational opportunities are very limited at the mo. A good excuse to crack the paints open…

Warhammer 40k gretchen

Last month was heavily focused on painting skeletons. I was in the market for some palette cleansers, and had discovered a horde of childhood miniatures recently. I decided to try my hand at this classic Warhammer 40k gretchen. I swear I used to have about 8,000 of these.

Warhammer 40k gretchen, back

I’ve also been drawing up plans for some battles at 6mm scale. I ordered these superb medieval/fantasy buildings from Total Battle Miniatures.

6mm scale buildings from Total Battle Miniatures

I decided to try my hand at making some scenery too. Here’s how I made my 6mm trees.

Pine cones

I was basing the little cone trees on Fimo Clay, and I decided to try a sort of hill-based defence too. At this stage, it looks like a particularly gruesome pair of falsers.

6mm defence

My tiny village started to take shape and spring to life. Here’s my full post on building a 6mm terrain collection.

I’m really looking forward to getting a game with these. I’ve been using scaled down Kings of War rules, and the troops are by Irregular Miniatures.

Back up to 28mm, this big guy from Oathsworn Miniatures was a lot of fun to paint. My painting is still very early stage, but I’m always trying to improve and learn with each finished piece.

Oathsworn Miniatures raven mage

I also repainted the old Krell miniature I found from the 90s. I’ve ended up giving him a bit of a “meth mouth” but I’m quite pleased with how he turned out.

Krell: Lord of The Undead

That’s all for now. As we head into May I’m starting on some Kev Adams goblins by Midlam Miniatures.

I also got a few blog posts out this month, so be sure to have a look around if anything takes your fancy.

Stay safe everyone!

Making 6mm Scale Trees for Miniature Wargaming

I wrote recently about my journey into the world of 6mm wargaming. I think playing at this scale offers tremendous potential to create the effect of huge, sweeping battlefields. I went and got myself a few little buildings recently from Total Battle Miniatures. Once I started painting them, I got thinking about 6mm-scale trees. How was I going to add some much needed greenery to an otherwise bloodsoaked battlefield?

6mm scale trees

In my adulthood I’m more of a “buy” than “make” person when it comes to miniature wargaming terrain. However, I decided to have a bash at creating my own 6mm scale trees for a few different reasons.

Firstly, I just didn’t see anything out there for sale that took my fancy, and at a reasonable price. That’s not to say there won’t be plenty great options out there, I just didn’t find them.

Secondly, as I write, we’re in the middle of a nationwide lockdown. This doesn’t mean I’ve suddenly got loads of free time, as fortunately I’m still able to work. But it does mean that I’ve been more mindful of ordering things, and a lot of companies have actually shut down their deliveries for now anyway.

Making 6mm Scale Trees

So I took to Google to see if there was a way to make some little trees. I found an excellent guide over at Elinderil’s Blog which gave me the idea to use cones found in the woods.

Cones look like miniature trees anyway, so they don’t need much work at all to get them table ready. And this was a great excuse to get out for a nice healthy walk in nature.

Pine cones

I collected a small bag of cones when I was out (I also collected a few strange looks from dog walkers, but hey ho). I then made some bases with Fimo Clay.

Fimo Clay bases

I’ve an old gun full of sealant under the stairs. I decided to pump a few dollops of that onto the bases, then trim the cone stems, and stick them on.

sticking trees to bases

After the sealant dried, I did the old PVA glue/sand combo on the bases, then they were ready to take out into the garden for a blast with the spray can.

sand and green spray applied to 6mm trees

This was a simple and quick process, from collecting the cones, to having table-ready 6mm scale trees. I finished them off with a drybrush of darker green. Then, the bases got a coat of Ork Flesh, which is one of the Citadel Contrast paints.

6mm scale trees

I started small by only making 3 copse of 6mm scale trees. I figured I’d see how I got on before committing to building an entire forest. I definitely plan on making more. I’m just wondering about what type of base I could use to mount dozens of trees, rather than do them all in individual clusters. If you’ve any thoughts on that, dear reader, then I welcome your feedback in the comments section below!

And don’t forget to take a look at my post on the attraction of 6mm wargaming, and my steps in to playing that scale!

Now, I need to get back to painting those tiny buildings…

Escape the Dark Castle Review – Accessible, Fun, and Fast

Escape the Dark Castle by Themeborne is a little gem of a game. I’ve been having a lot of fun playing it with my wife recently. I decided to do a quick write-up on it to help spread the love. There’s a number of reasons you might want to pick it up yourself.

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First up though, I know it’s cool to say you’ve unearthed this amazing new game by overhearing a drunken dwarf in a tavern mention an obscure podcast that then tips you on to a barely-known Kickstarter, and… etc etc

Well, the reality is a bit less exciting. I found Escape the Dark Castle in Waterstones. I’m really glad I did too, because shortly afterwards, the big ol’ lockdown thing happened.

Escape the Dark Castle - the box

Artwork & Visuals

What drew me to the game, sitting there on the shelf, was the artwork. The picture on the front looked a bit like a grimdark Castle Duckula (I mean this as a total compliment) and I was intrigued to find out more. The in-game artwork shown on the back of the box turned me into that “You had my curiosity, now you have my attention” meme.

I’m pretty good about not just buying new hobby stuff on impulse, but as this isn’t a miniature game, I saw wouldn’t be adding to my unpainted “pile of shame”. This made it easy for me to part with the £30 and take the game home. I was really excited to try it out.

Introduction in the small rulebook

Who Is Escape the Dark Castle For?

You can play with 1-4 players. It’s a co-op game, so you’re all working together to escape the castle. It only takes a couple of minutes to set up. The rules are simple to pick up, which makes it perfect for playing with kids, or if you have friends round for a few beers (when such things are allowed again!).

Because you can set up and get through a game in about half an hour, the barrier to getting started is really low too. It’ll satisfy your thirst for adventure whilst you’re waiting on your takeaway to arrive, then it can be tidied away as quickly as it was set up.

Contents of the box

How Does Escape the Dark Castle Work?

It’s almost like a book. In fact, it reminds me a bit of the old Fighting Fantasy titles of my childhood. In particular, House of Hell. I wonder if that was an inspiration for the game’s creators?

You play the role of a character attempting to escape the castle. These characters are selected from a deck of cards, and each one has their own strengths and weaknesses.

The castle is “built” from a deck of chapter cards. You draw 15 cards to create your castle, so no two adventures are the same.

You turn these cards over like the pages of a book to reveal each chapter. The chapter presents a scenario to you – usually a gristly one. You and your comrades must decide on the best course of action, and will usually end up in a fight to the death with some grotesque undead fiend.

You pick up item cards along the way to aid you on your quest. Combat is a fun and simple dice-based system, with the strength of your opponents weighted, based on how many you have in your party.

If you manage to negotiate your way through all 15 chapters without anyone dying, you’ll then fight a Castle Boss. There’s 3 of them, and you’ll draw 1 at random to wait for you at the end of your journey.

Escape the Dark Castle - chapter cards

So, Is It Worth Buying?

100% yes. If you’re looking for a game that’s quick to set up, easy to learn, yet still presents you with a challenge and endless variety, then Escape the Dark Castle is well worth your consideration.

I’m really grateful to the creators for putting it together, and a quick Google search shows there’s expansion packs available too. Scourge of the Undead Queen… Blight of the Plague Lord…

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

12 Quotes to Inspire Your Miniature Painting

“Thou shalt always paint thy bases with Goblin Green” – Was that Marilyn Monroe?

It’s the internet, and you’re never more than 2 feet away from an “inspirational” quote.

But the fact that most social media feeds are gummed up with images of people in yoga poses with meaningless slogans printed over them, doesn’t mean we can’t draw on some sage wisdom for our own hobby.

With that in mind, here’s my (ever growing) list of quotes that absolutely weren’t about painting miniatures, but at the same time, are totally apt for the craft.

Let’s dive in…


“If you feel safe in the area you’re working in, you’re not working in the right area. Always go a little further into the water than you feel you’re capable of being in. Go a little bit out of your depth. And when you don’t feel that your feet are quite touching the bottom, you’re just about in the right place to do something exciting.” – David Bowie


“Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.” – Salvador Dali


“Don’t tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.” – Anton Chekhov


“Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.” – Thomas Merton


“You want to know how to paint a perfect painting? It’s easy. Make yourself perfect and then just paint naturally.” – Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance


“Creativity doesn’t wait for that perfect moment. It fashions its own perfect moments out of ordinary ones.” – Bruce Garrabrandt


“True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future.” – Seneca


“Human beings, it seems, are at their best when immersed deeply in something challenging.” – Cal Newport, Deep Work


“The best way is always to stop when you are going good and when you know what will happen next. If you do that every day … you will never be stuck … That way your subconscious will work on it all the time. But if you think about it consciously or worry about it you will kill it and your brain will be tired before you start.” – Ernest Hemingway


“You set yourself a goal and carry it out – not all at once, but over time. You use your hands or your body to create something.” – Erling Kagge, Silence in the Age of Noise


“To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.” – Kurt Vonnegut


“In the end, mastery involves discovering the most resonant information and integrating it so deeply and fully it disappears and allows us to fly free.” – Josh Waitzkin, The Art of Learning


Is that you suitably inspired now? Ready to crack on and battle through that pile of shame? Great!

Be sure to bookmark this post. Next time you’re struggling to find the motivation, give it another once-over.

And I’ll be building it out over time with more great quotes as I either remember them, or stumble across them. Hopefully you’ve found it useful in some small way 🙂

Village militia warband

March 2020: Hobby Productivity Blog #4

At the time of writing we’re in the beginning of what is likely to be a long lockdown here in Scotland.

As Nurgle’s rot sweeps the planet, we’re being asked to stay at home to assist in the control of the disease, and avoid putting too much strain on the Imperial Medics.

Isaac Bonefingers' skeleton guard

Hobbyists can play a small role here by locking themselves in isolation, and working through their piles of unpainted minis.

Over the past month I’ve finally been able to finish my regiment of GW skeletons. They were enjoyable to paint, but – as is the case with most units – I’m glad to be done with them. It’ll be good to move on and try something completely different.

I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil

I’ve called this unit Isaac Bonefingers’ Skeleton Guard. Isaac himself is a plague apothecary from Warmonger Miniatures. His “assistant” is an old GW metal ghoul.

Movement tray, courtesy of... me!

I made the movement tray myself. Here’s how.

Isaac's assistant is an old GW ghoul mini

The skeletons were fun and interesting to build. As is the case with GW minis, they’re incredibly detailed and well made.

Isaac himself is a plague apothecary from Warmonger Miniatures

I’m still learning the ropes with my painting. I used Citadel contrast paints on the bones of the skeletons, and the remainder was done with my “minimum effective painting” technique of drybrushing over a black undercoat.

Krell and his unpainted pals

I do want to try and be more adventurous though. I’d like to test myself and learn some new skills. I decided my next project will be to work through an eclectic pile of miniatures I own.

A couple of Oathsworn Miniatures in there

Some here are quite old and were found in the attic. There’s also a couple of beautiful Oathsworn pieces which look like they’ll be a lot of fun to paint up. A good opportunity to have a proper play with the Citadel contrast range.

A classic Warhammer 40k 2nd edition Gretchen and a Battlemasters Chaos Warrior

So that should keep me busy for the next month as we ride out the pandemic. I also have some new board games to play with the wife and I’ll be doing reviews of those in the very near future too.

What have you been up to yourself recently, hobbywise? What are your plans for the coming month? Give me a shout on Twitter and let me know.

Stay safe, stay responsible, and use this time productively!